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    New shade of brown invented!

    February 17, 2010 by Yowuza

    World-renowned Vatican City-based scientist Gordon Ramsay has created a new shade of the colour brown. He calls the new shade "Gordon Brown" and it has been specially formulated to be as boring as dull as possible. We asked 3 complete strangers on the street about what they fought about this discovery.

    • "It looks a bit like 70s Britain."
    • *yawn*
    • "I think this will be usefull for painting government buildings!"

    Clearly this is a breakthrough.

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    Mr Lock

    February 9, 2010 by Yowuza

    A West African fish farmer from the depths of the Congo, Mr Lock has been know as the 'Fishcake of the Ocean' by many who know him.

    He lives under the sea, because it's so much wetter under the sea.

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    February 5, 2010 by Yowuza

    I'm beginning to regret the Wkia Spotlight. All it's doing is generating dozens of spam pages by people who are basicly, far too lazy just to read the rules.

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