The Legend of Zelda is a book about Lady Ermine de la Aefranzwadelatholachickennuggetsandwichonastick Zelda. It is a journal documenting her delusions of living in a pinapple under the sea, instead of her own mansion, during the French Revolution. It was published in 1801, after she was guillotined for her wearing square pants and a bowtie. Copies of this historical document are now very, very hard to find, as most of these books have vanished in the sands of time.

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