Internet is another word for a Monkey.
The chimpanzee gained the named when it continually bashed his head into a computer screen. Eventually, it tipped over, fell through the open window into a dumpster, which eventually got picked up by a garbage truck, but fell into the sewage from the still open back of the truck. Because of this, people started calling monkeys the internet (because the chimpanze's name was internet). This name has earned the chimp several billion dollars. Because of this, other animals have started gaining nicknames by smashing their heads into them (as a result, many animals has gained 30 other nicknames, such as the toaster, the DVD player, and the iPod).