Basketball is a word for an object that doesn't exist. Scientists have been trying to figure out what the object is for years, but little progress has been made, for the Scientists are Scientists that don't exist trying to figure out what the unknown objects is.
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The only Progress the Scientists that don't exist made, was that the word Basketball is the name of the object that doesn't exist. But the Scientists have not been able to tell the progress to the media, because they don't exist.